《M.I.L.F. $》是美国嘻哈女歌手菲姬演唱的一首歌曲，歌词、曲谱由菲姬、珀罗·塔·唐、乔斯林·唐纳德、乔纳森·索隆·迈温特谱写，作为菲姬二张个人录音室专辑《Double Dutchess》的首支单曲于2016年7月1日发行。

《M.I.L.F. $》的曲名是Milf Money或Moms I'd Like to Fuck/Follow的缩写简称。其概念灵感于2013年初菲姬孕期萌生。创作灵感来源于菲姬的爱子Axl，他出生不久后，珀罗·塔·唐希望菲姬能通过该歌曲改变人们对于身为人父母的艺人的看法，而当他将此分享给菲姬时，两人便一拍即合，从而创作了该歌曲。歌词灵感来源于菲姬的丈夫每当送牛奶的伙计到来时喊话：“The milkman is here！”。菲姬希望该歌曲呈现出她与听者暗送秋波的方式，以及一种放纵、顽皮而轻浮的古怪幽默感。

英文

You got that, you got that, you got that milk money

I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money

You got that, you got that, you got that milk money

I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money

I got that MILF money

I got that MILF money

I got that MILF money

I got that MILF money

Heard you in the mood for a little MILFshake

Welcome to the Dairy Dutchess Love Factory

I could whip it up, fix you up straight away

Come on in the front door, leaving at the back door

Whip it, flip it, hey

Been working at your service to give it to ya

Didn't mean to make you nervous, you mother, mother

You got that, you got that, you got that milk money

I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money

I got that MILF money

I got that MILF money

Me and the girls, up in the club

Hating-ass hoes, but I don't give a fuck

Running amok, owning the spot

Buying the bar like I bought all these rocks

I been working all week, now where the hell is my drink?

Hair and nails is on fleek

All my girls on fleek

'Cause we I-N-D-E-P-E-N-D-E-N-T

Do you know what that means?

Can't see me

B-R-O-K-E

I'm P-A-I-D , you heard about me, I'm saying

You got that, you got that, you got that milk money

I got that, I got that, I got that MILF money

You got that, you got that, you got that milk money

I got that, I got that, I got that MILF

I've been whippin' this up

I've been tippin' this cup

I've been waiting my turn

I've been working so hard

Got my spirit turnt up

And I can't stop now

I've been running so long

I been vibing so strong

I want it, I need it, I got it for real

I love it, real woman

I'll feed you this meal

Hey mama, I did it, the top of the hill

Been a minute, don't forget it, mother, mother I'm ill

Now lemme see you milfshake

(Lemme see you milfshake)

I got that MILF money

I got that MILF money

I got that MILF money

(Lemme see you milfshake)

I got that MILF money

I got that MILF money

I got that MILF money

Been working at your service to give it to ya

Didn't mean to make you nervous

To give it to ya

You mother fucker

你有那，你有那，你有那成熟本金

我有那，我有那，我有那成熟本金

你有那，你有那，你有那成熟本金

我有那，我有那，我有那成熟本金

我有那成熟本金

我有那成熟本金

我有那成熟本金

我有那成熟本金

听说你很想品尝点“奶昔”

欢迎光临牛奶场 夫人这是爱的工厂

我能全速前进 立即去跟你会面

快来前门与我相见 我们在后门激情

加速 快冲

卖力的给你些额外的享受

可不是要让你紧张不安哦

你有那，你有那，你有那成熟本金

我有那，我有那，我有那成熟本金

我有那成熟本金

我有那成熟本金

我和那些女孩们都在夜店里

那些讨厌的家伙 不过我都不放在眼里

让那些垃圾滚

我们占领这里

买下整个酒吧 我拥有所有的嗨药

忙碌了整个星期 我的酒在哪里

做好头发和指甲

所有妹子们都在

因为我们就是这么独立

你明白这是什么意思吗

你绝不会看到我穷困潦倒的那一天

我都给得起

你听到我说什么了

你有那，你有那，你有那成熟本金

我有那，我有那，我有那成熟本金

你有那，你有那，你有那成熟本金

我有那，我有那，我有那成熟本金

我会努力到底

我会狂喝不止

我会等着我的机会

我卖力工作

我释放激情 我无可阻挡

我一直努力了那么久

我的气场那么强

我需要我渴望 我真的拥有

我就爱 就想这样

我会“喂饱”你

妈妈 我已经立于巅峰

是啊 我做到了 我就是这么牛

此刻让我见识你的“奶昔”

让我见识你的“奶昔”

我有那成熟本金

我有那成熟本金

我有那成熟本金

让我见识你的“奶昔”

我有那成熟本金

我有那成熟本金

我有那成熟本金

卖力的给你些额外的享受

不想让你紧张不安

让你不安

你这个混蛋

《M.I.L.F. $》身为菲姬睽违乐坛多年的回归之作和家庭妇女的女权赞歌，俏皮而爽俊。该曲承袭《Boom Boom Pow》、《My Humps》的大放厥词，《London Bridge》、《Fergalicious》的流行嘻哈乐色，菲姬的唱技也颇有说唱歌手的范式，由此可见菲姬的努力。仅是曲名便大放异彩，可使听者妙想天开。该曲与演唱者的先前作品《L.A. Love (La La)》反差明显，仓促、严密而紧凑的节奏肥而不腻，偏离谱的副歌令听者意犹未尽。

《M.I.L.F. $》的音乐视频于2016年7月1日上线，拍摄地点位于洛杉矶，导演为柯林·蒂利，概念和设定由菲姬提议。瑞典设计师B.Åkerlund历时两周为音乐视频选拔演员并装配了服饰。

克莉茜·泰根在拍摄时期已有三周的身孕，所以她协同丈夫约翰·传奇到场，并得到工作人员额外的照顾，她在特写镜头闪过后立即穿上了Moschino提供的服装。金·卡戴珊的裸色服饰由设计师Atsuko Kudo量身定做，从而使观者产生裸体的错觉。菲姬黄色上衣的借鉴《Slippery When Wet》的专辑封面。

在音乐视频中，菲姬、金·卡戴珊、克莉茜·泰根、席亚拉、亚历山大·安布罗休、嘉玛·沃德、Tara Lynn、戴文·青木、安吉拉·林德沃、伊莎贝莉·芳塔娜、安贝·瓦莱塔、娜塔莎·波莉等一众艺人、模特所饰演居住在糖果色小镇“Milfville”的1950年代家庭主妇，菲姬分别在按摩房、酒吧进行一番舞蹈。

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